ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.
jasper-thefriendlyghost:

ouroboros-ontology:

moon-medicine:

my-wayward-shawn:

dogjpeg:

randallascot:

roachpatrol:

creatures-alive:

Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp)

what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. 


holy shit


in english it’s called a Sunda Flying Lemur

Flying sloth. Lookit

sloth bat ♡

I’m in love
Look at its funny little hands

Fun fact! Flying lemurs (the Colugo being another) are a unique mammal taxon that uses its skin flaps to glide from tree to tree. So technically they are neither flying, nor lemurs!
What’s cool though, is that while solid DNA evidence of this is piecemeal (as far as I know - science tumblrs feel free to contribute), flying lemurs are thought to be descendants of the last common ancestor of basal primates (our ancestors), and order Chiroptera (bats).
So if you think about it, this little guy literally is Batman.
cerberusblack:

loliliberator:

gamer culture is truly worth preserving

big titteh statue mods

cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

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oceansofbliss:

baibaizoon:

blackcr0wking:

allatonce-wearewe:

mommamayhem:

sarahtheterror:

alwaysblind:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

Hh

My name is literally H

Call me B. Heh

D.

Jh. lol.

Zo

Gh.

b th p

transitionpeace:



“Tying The Knot” Wedding Invitation


coolest ever
iamtallandthin:

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget


WHO IS THAT

English Pronunciation.

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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[source]

OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose)

jonpertwee:

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe